P: Yesterday, I tried to sport…and I hurt myself.
K: What sport did you sport?
P: There was a football in it.
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The Cat: Oh, you have high pile carpet? I’m gonna barf on that.
The Carpet: Yeah, you’re definitely not getting all that cat barf out.
Me: (sounds of garbled anger)
C’est magnifique.
Wearing Ginsberg glasses, drinking imported beer and eating Pad Thai while listening to vinyl.
Mama, where did you go wrong?
Things I Learned Today:
1. Preston barfs glitter. The place where he hurled last week is sparkly.
2. It is difficult to do plumbing and be busty. A lot gets in the way.
3. From far away, Preston and I look like mother and child.
When I drum my fingers on the desk,
my left hand is always louder than my right because of the callouses on my fingers.
That pleases me.
